Total war warhammer 2 dark elves units

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Start a new campaign as the lizardmen and auto-resolve steamroll everyone with 20 dino stacks. Then wait until you don't have any money left to pay your troops and do the only thing that any sane person would do. Imagine not playing high elves whose unit roaster is just better in every possible way.Īnd after imagining all that, imagine playing the Blessed Dread, with a useless legendary lord a completely trash starting location with skaven corruption through the roof, neighbors that have 10x stronger units than you and your only viable option is to abandon your starting location to flee from all factions - on your stupid goth ship - through all the 7 oceans because everybody declared war on you until turn 30. Imagine getting useless slaves that let you trade +100 income for -10 public order. Imagine being able to recruit the only decent units via stupid super ships that have to camp on your coast so you can use their recruitment pool to expand on land, making them completely obsolete on water. Imagine having powerful ranged units but absolutely ♥♥♥♥ tier infantry that can't hold the line for longer than 1 minute.